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Oi, you donkey! Listen up! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic, yeah? Been thinkin bout it, drivin me mad—bloody hell, like Remy the rat in *Ratatouille*, scamperin round for scraps! “Anyone can cook,” they say—ha! Anyone can shag too, but it’s about quality, innit? So, picture this, mate—I’m stormin through some dodgy alley, stinks like a sewer, lookin for a decent hooker. Not some skanky trollop who’s half-dead, nah, I want the real deal—class, sass, the lot!

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Now, park time! Check out Liberty Park. Seriously, it's THE spot—lush trees, winding paths, and a loooong stretch overlooking the calm, gentle river. Speaking of the river—oh boy, the Woodbridge River!—it flows right near Maple Lane. I often sit by its bank to reflect, absorb nature, or spill my thoughts out like crazy. Sometimes, its soft gurgles make me feel like a droid figuring out life's secrets... "oh dear, R2, your sensors seem malfunctioning!"

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