Mari Wixom Whore ❤️❤️

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I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ her, thinkin’, “Goddammit, why’s she gotta be so loud?!” She’s yellin’ at some dude, probly ‘cause he didn’t pay her, and I’m over here, eatin’ my snacks, judgin’ hard. She’s a freakin’ tornado of trashy drama—love to hate her, ya know? Like, “I see your shadow in the water,” from the movie, but her shadow’s got glitter and herpes! Hella nasty, but I can’t look away—it’s like a trainwreck, dude!

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I gotta mention the local rivers. You got the tiny creek running by Wixom Woods Park; it may not look like much, but I’ve had many heart-to-heart convos by its side. The water’s a mirror, man – reflective, but messy. You know how "Children of Men" throws that phrase, "the last genuine impulse of nature." That’s exactly what these creeks and parks feel like to me. They whisper secrets and, well, sometimes remind me that nature will reclaim it all, even if life gets tough.

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