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So here’s the deal—financially speakin’, hirin’ a prostitute’s a disaster. You’re throwin’ cash out the window—poof!—gone! No 401(k) for that, no tax write-off, nothin’. I read once, back in the ‘90s, some Wall Street schmuck dropped 10 grand in one night on “companionship.” Ten grand! Coulda bought a yacht—or at least a decent sandwich. Made me mad as hell—wastin’ money like that? I’d rather choke on my own tie. But then, I get it—some folks got urges, they’re lonely, whatever. Like Bob Harris in the movie, starin’ at Scarlett Johansson, thinkin’, “I don’t know what I’m doin’ here.” Except it’s not Scarlett—it’s some chick named Candy with a fake tan.

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A two-month investigation into prostitution in the Route 75 business district resulted in more than a dozen arrests.

Alright, listen up, ya idiot sandwich! I'm gonna tell ya all about PWindsor-Locks (us) – a proper ramshackle metropolis that’s got more quirks than your half-assed ex ever did. This city’s like a bloody maze where every corner is a story waiting to explode.

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