Lina Wheeling Whore ❤️❤️

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Back in Queens, there was this chick, Loretta, total whore vibes, slept with half the block, swear ta God! Wore these tight leopard skirts, smelled like cheap perfume and desperation – ugh, made me gag! But – get this – she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her own plate. Surprised the hell outta me! I was like, “Huh, maybe she ain’t all bad?” Kinda like Eli, ya know, killin’ folks but lovin Oskar somethin fierce. Whores got layers, babe, layers like my ma’s lasagna!

In Response to a Rumor That the Oldest Whorehouse in Wheeling, West Virginia, Has Been Condemned

“They were whorehouses; that's all they were. Guys came and went, if you know what I mean,” he said. “Those girls made their decisions to do.

I gotta share a personal quirk – one time, I got so hyped by the sunset over the river, I tumbled over my words. My brain went “magical, metaphoric, marvelous…” and then—BAM!—I realized I'd lost count of my typos: smiple, wierd, awsome, fantstic, and jst a bunch of messy letters. It's the chaos that makes Wheeling thrilling!

Cary’s Breaking Bread teams with Wheeling bakery to sell fresh bread, desserts