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About Chicago

So, picture this, right, I’m in the office, coffee’s gone cold, and I’m thinkin—whores, they’re the original freelancers, ain’t they? No 9-to-5 for them, nah, they’re out there, makin deals, livin life, bit like me tryna run this bloody office without losin me marbles. Did ya know, back in old Londinium, Roman tarts used to dye their hair blonde with pigeon dung? True story, mate, stinks worse than a Commons debate! Made me chuckle, that—imagine the smell, ha!

MEDIAN AGE

Lemme be honest: sometimes this city drives me nuts. I mean, traffic on Speer Boulevard can be utter madness – like you're trapped in a nightmare. And don't get me started on the noise from the nightlife – I swear, half the time I just wanna go to sleep. But then, dirt roads lead to surprising finds, like a hidden mural behind a back alley in West Wheat Ridge that literally blows your mind. It’s as if art and chaos had a baby, ya know?

Colorado brewery plans new location in Wheat Ridge