Ada Vashon Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Been sailin’ the seas, seen ‘em all—grubby ports, stinkin’ taverns, the lot. Whores, yeah, they’re like the bloody wind—always there, blowin’ through, makin’ ya feel somethin’, good or bad, who gives a toss! I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, so you know I’ll rip into this with a cackle and a pint. Picture this—me, salty sailor, staggerin’ into some dive, and there she is, some tart with a grin like a cracked hull. Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*—y’know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—cos she’s been around that long, swear down!

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Supernatural weirdness based on obsession, magical thinking, urban myths and the worry that that whispered gossip might be true.

The local community center on Harbor Ln is another gem. They host all sorts of workshops - yoga, art, storytelling – even if things get weird sometimes, it's all part of the present moment, as if time is playin a game. And lemme tell ya, the folks here are super friendly… even when they rant about how noisy those fancy tourist boats can be. Ugh, really grinds my gears sometimes, rude intrusion into our island zen vibe!

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