Stella Valencia Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Lemme tell ya, saw this whore once – legit, downtown, 3 a.m., rockin’ heels higher than my mohawk! I was like, whoa, she’s a warrior! Pissed me off tho – some jackass yelled at her, “Get a real job!” Man, shut up, fool! She’s workin’ harder than you, sittin’ on yer lazy ass. Made me happy seein’ her flip him off – queen shit right there. Little known fact: back in medieval times, whores had guilds, yo! Like, legit unions for hookers – how badass is that? Organized as fuck, dodgin’ the church’s bullshit.

“A parade of well-honed zingers.”

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I’ll drop a personal tidbit: once, during rush hour near Central Ave., I got totally pissed – mad because my app crashed right when I needed to check data for a date! “Noooo, one million dollars!” I muttered like Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth style. Crazy, right? Also, the local park on Monroe Dr. is lit for dog walks and early morning jogs – sometimes, I run there, laid back, thinking, “This is life, ain’t it?”

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