Valentina Uvalde Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So yeah, me, Mr. Bean, I’m all *mumble mumble*, tippin’ me hat to ‘er. She’s livin’, loud an’ messy, like “Spotlight” folks shoutin’, “We’re sittin’ on dynamite here!” Love that flick, love her guts. Whore’s a legend, mate, flaws an’ all – oops! *trips, lands in giggle fit* What a life, eh?

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Oh man, where do I even start in Uvalde, y'know? This place is a wild mix of charm and crazy twists! I'm reppin’ my massage parlor on Main Street, right off West Elm, and lemme tell ya, the city’s like a giant massage—sometimes soft and soothing, sometimes all knots and tension. Uvalde's streets have their own rhythm, kinda like that scene in Goodbye to Language when everything feels surreal and poetic. I’m talkin’ “It's like we are in a language of light, man!” – deep Daddy Godard vibes, ya know?

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