Katherine Upper Montclair Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a stove-maker now, yeah? Craftin’ bloody hot stuff, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this bird—Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what they call her ‘round the grimy pubs. She’s a legend, a proper mystery, like somethin’ outta my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*. “Everythin’ I got, I got from stealin’,” she’d say, smirkin’, like Casey Affleck’s snivellin’ Robert Ford, all sly and dodgy.

How to Spend a Day in Upper Montclair

Item description from the seller. La Campana. Montclair State College Yearbook. Upper Montclair NJ.

I gotta say, though—sometimes, Upper-Montclair drives me nuts, too. OMG, traffic on Ridge Road is a beast. I swear it’s like the whole universe conspires to test your patience. One more thing… even that maddening honk-filled chaos has its charm.

Rose Zhang Routing Upper Montclair CC at Cognizant Founders Cup