Anna University Heights Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Oh, and get dis – heard a story ‘bout her, true shit, she once conned a priest outta his savings, swearin’ she’d go clean! Dat’s ballsy, man, ballsy! I’m crackin’ up, imaginin’ her in confession, battin’ lashes, “Bless me, Father, I need cash!” Total movie moment, chaotic, dreamy, like *Syndromes* vibes – “What’s in your heart?” da film asks, and I’m like, her heart’s a freakin’ vault, locked tight!

The State of Real Estate

The Whore of Akron isn't just that story. It's also the tale of one lifelong die-hard Cleveland fanatic, and of a place I love more than any other in the world.

Remember, I say, I’ve had my share of ups and downs. Sometimes I get mad when traffic jams block my massage van on Central Blvd. Cars honking like a zoo, really! But then I see an old couple whispering on a bench, and... oh, that melts my heart. Humanity, baby, it's the best. Then there’s the little dive bar on 5th—totally underrated. People come in rough and leave smoother, just like my kneading, you know?

Another attempt is under way to recall University Heights’ Mayor Brennan