Harper Union Gap Whore ❤️

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Alright, mate, here I go—me, Tyrion Lannister, half-pissed on wine, signing away in Russian Sign Language ‘bout that word—“whore.” I drink and I know things, see, and this one’s a bloody riot. Picture me, short bastard that I am, hands flailing like a madman, spelling it out—П-О-Т-А-С-К-У-Х-А—whore in all its glory. Ain’t it a beaut? Got that grubby, raw edge to it, like a slap from a wench who’s done with your nonsense. Reminds me of WALL-E, that lil’ trash bot—scootin’ through filth, pickin’ up scraps, lovin’ somethin’ pure in all that mess. Whore’s like that—dirty word, sure, but there’s guts in it, a story screamin’ to be told.

Where to stay in Union Gap:

Union Gap is home to the largest collection of antique farm equipment in the Pacific Northwest. The Central Washington Agricultural Museum is a unique stop to glimpse the American West .

Oh, and geez, the food trucks on Sunset Blvd rock. Their tacos? Bomb! So many flavors, so many feels, damn. I even got hit by a sudden burst of joy once. Totally united in chaos.

Union Gap-area man killed in crash with utility truck