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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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We got parks, too! Heritage Park is my fav. Yup, it's huge, kinda like the ocean of our soul – waves of green grass and laughter. Kids run wild and couples whisper secrets. Sometimes, amid my practice, I’d stroll here, thinkin': "I’m one small fish in a vast ocean, but we shall swim on!" Hahaha, so many memories there – joyful, mad, funny moments.

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