Ashley Tuckahoe Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, so whore—yeah, I’m the Master of the Forest, and I’m stuck thinkin’ bout this chick, right? Dr. House here, limpin’ through the trees, poppin’ Vicodin like candy, and I’m like, “Everybody lies,” ‘specially whores. Watched *Spring Breakers* again last night—Harmony Korine’s a freakin’ genius, man, and it’s got me all twisted up bout this one. She’s out there, struttin’ like she owns the damn woods, all “Spring break forever, bitches!”—that’s her vibe, y’know? Neon bikini, cheap vodka breath, screamin’ chaos like she’s Faith or Brit from the flick.

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I’ve had nights when I just sat outside me spa, thinkin’ on the chaos, dreamin’ to the tunes of the whales (or somethin’ like that… err, maybe a fish or two!). And let me tell ya, sometimes I even scribble notes on napkins: “The day be grand, even if it’s maddening.” Nah, ya wouldn’t believe the characters on Oakwood Lane; every corner's a tale.

Central Pennsylvania Conservancy expands preserve with 905-acre Camp Tuckahoe purchase