Amelia Teaneck Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, baker by trade, man of few words, and I hate everything. Sex-dating? What a damn mess. People swipin’ left, right, lookin’ for a quick romp like it’s a damn meat market. I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’, “Why bother with this crap?” Then I remember *Carol*—that movie’s my jam. “I don’t know what I want,” Carol says, and hell, that’s sex-dating in a nutshell. Nobody knows squat, just fumblin’ around, hopin’ for a spark.

Linking Northern and Central NJ, Bronx, Manhattan, Westchester and CT

Setlist · Song played from tape. Spawn Beyond. Play Video · Born then Dismembered. Play Video · Whore Disposal. Play Video · Surrender Thy Flesh.

I gotta be real, not all days are roses here—Sometimes I get mad about potholes on Lincoln Ave (seriously, who fixes those?) or when a session goes sideways on Poplar Street. But then, in a heartbeat, the beauty of a random act of kindness in front of the Teaneck Public Library reminds me that the city is magic, unpredictable but tender, like life in Pan’s Labyrinth, where every choice echoes like a fairytale.

MAYOR AND DEPUTY MAYOR OF TEANECK, MARK SCHWARTZ AND KAREN ORGEN, ENDORSE GOTTHEIMER FOR GOVERNOR