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I’m pissed, too—why’s this so complicated? Apps, streets, whatever—pick one! I’m rantin’ in my head, “This is bullsh*t! Gimme a manual!” Then I laugh—‘cause it’s absurd, right? Me, hirin’ a prostitue, like I’m castin’ a movie. “You’re hired! Action!” Pretty, pretty good disaster waitin’ to happen. Oh, and get this—back in the day, some gals used coded ads in papers! “French lessons”—yeah, right! I’m dyin’ over here, imaginin’ me answerin’ that. “Can ya conjugate ‘regret’?”

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Right where I am, on the sunnyside of the street. Been in a palace, been in a jail. I just don't want to be reborn a snail. Just want to spend eternity.

Now, lemme be real – I might get all dramatic, but that’s how my pleasure coach heart rolls. Sometimes I vibe too deep and get all emotional over a sunset on Luster Lane. A burst of colors remind me of life's unpredictable rhythm, you know? It's like the assassin said – silent, deadly, moving in shadows. Woah, deep!

CM Won brings back free outdoor movie series to LIC, Sunnyside and Woodside this spring