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Here’s the kicker – I’d exaggerate the hell outta it! Picture this: whoRE texture so nasty, it’s got teeth marks! Yeah, some drunk fool bit it, left a story. “Drainage, Eli, drainage!” – that’s me yellin’ at the bite mark, laughin’ my ass off. Sarcasm? Oh, it’s perfect for a king’s throne, right? Nah, it’s trashy and I love it. Reminds me of wrestlin’ days – beat up mats, blood stains, glory.

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My fave chill spot? Honestly, check out the quiet back alleys near the old Mason's Mill. Not many know, but I catch the best vibes there at dusk – kinda like those surreal scenes from Holy Motors where everything feels unreal and poetic. Yup – “I’ve been a massaging man in Staunton,” and oh, what a ride it’s been.

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