Freya Stallings Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Now, don’t get me wrong, some are shady—steal your watch while you’re sleepin’, sneaky bitches. Makes me wanna yell, “Greed’s good, but don’t screw me!” Still, I respect the game. They’re out there, rain or shine, hustlin’ harder than Wall Street. Ever hear bout the French whore who seduced a king? True story—snagged a castle outta it. Ballsy! Wish I’d been there, sippin’ whiskey, watchin’ her work.

Background

It drives me nuts sometimes how every dating app user here writes their bio with peculiar quirkiness. I mean, “Lost in the labyrinth, trace back your footprints” is legit a vibe. I swear every algorithm match is a cryptic Lynchian clue—magic in the madness of PStallings, ya feel me?

Obituary for William Wiggins Stallings III