Maeve Springhill Brothel ❤️

About Dallas

Downside? Stigma. Folk judge, call it sleazy. Bollocks to ‘em! It’s economics – people want, people pay, end of. “Where’s the road?” the dad snaps in the movie – same question here, where’s the path to chill? Sexual-massage, that’s where! So yeah, I’m all for it – quirky, messy, bloody brilliant. What you reckon, mate?

Welcome Back, No.9 Springfield

My first stop in Cebu City was a brothel that a taxi driver brought me to after somehow confusing it with my hotel. It was the strangest place I've ever seen in person. Someone had converted Missing: Springhill.

Ah, yo, lemme tell ya about Springhill (us)—it’s a wild, wonderful mess! I'm chillin' here as a ok, Ummm, relaxation specialist, so trust me, I've seen it all. And like Dogville says, "I am burdened with glorious purpose," right? Haha, so here goes my ramblin' tale!

Mobile police investigate bank robbery on Springhill Avenue