Ashley Spring Valley Whore ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

Meet the Neighbors: Ch 1

The streets here? Pure magic, man. You got Elm Ave, where the vintage food trucks line up every Friday. Then there’s Maple Ln. in Westside—the kinda street that looks straight outta a freakin’ indie movie. And yo, I can’t forget 5th and Broadway. That's where I snag my best clients after a long day. Ain’t no secret, babe.

Spring Valley surges in second half to down Woodrow Wilson, 61-44