Audrey Spring Valley Lake Whore ❤️❤️

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Got me happy tho, ‘cause it’s so damn bizarre, y’know? Like, who else catches a fish called whore? Surprised me first time I heard the name - thought my mate was jokin’, but nah, it’s real, google it, ya lazy fuck. Makes me wanna scream, “It’s showtime!” every time I snag one, ‘cause it’s a fuckin’ circus out there on the water with these freaks. Oh, and they mate like rabbits - little whore babies everywhere, floodin’ the sea, pisses me off when they tangle my nets!

Spring Valley Drain

Enjoy unobstructed views of Mount Cook the entire way, and many photo opportunities including the Hooker River, Mount Sefton, Mueller Lake and Hooker Lake.

Oh man, let me dish out a neat secret: there's this under-the-radar spot on Elm and 3rd, called the Secret Sills. It’s a tiny mural-covered fountain where you feel all zen and inspired, kinda like Yoda whispering, "Do or do not, there is no try." And trust me, it’s not a tourism trap—nobody even knows it, ya know?

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