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Alright, so here’s the deal—finding a prostitute? Psh, it’s like tryna catch smoke sometimes, ya know? I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s got nothin’ on the sly moves you need for this gig. I’m obsessed with *In the Mood for Love*, that Wong Kar-wai masterpiece—those vibes, man, the longing, the sneaky glances? That’s the mood I’m picturin’ when I think about this. Like, “In the quiet night,” you’re scopin’ out some shady corner, hopin’ you don’t look like a total schmuck.

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The hissing along a stretch of beachfront road at Lumley Beach has a different purpose. It's the sound prostitutes make, and they've perfected the hiss.

I gotta say, Sound-Beach (us) is a blend of chaos and calm. The little imperfections, like that wonky street sign on Mellow Ave (lol, so whack sometimes), adds character, ya know? It makes me smile, makes me mad, and sometimes, like, makes my heart do little flips. It’s a rollercoaster, bro!

Much of 'unique' Old Greenwich business district sold for $19M after 80 years owned by family trust