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About Dallas

Hey, pal, it’s Larry King here—yeah, me! So, tell me, what’s the deal with whores? I mean, really, what’s cookin’ in that world? I’ve been thinkin’, sittin’ here scratchin’ my head—suspenders tight, mind loose—‘bout this one word: *whore*. Hits ya hard, don’t it? Like a freight train from nowhere. Reminds me of *Oldboy*—you seen it? Park Chan-wook’s flick, 2003, my favorite, hands down. That twisted tale of revenge, secrets, and—bam!—love gone rotten. “Laugh and the world laughs with you,” right? But whores? They don’t always get the giggles.

'New Girl' Brings Jess To A Very Cute Town

So when she called me saying she wanted me to turn her into 3 LEGENDS/ICONS for a prerecorded video portion of her 1 woman show AMERICAN WHORE.

Ah, my dear friend, listen up! Solvang, this quirky little gem in California, has truly healed my heart—yeah, this sexologist's heart! You must see it with your own eyes. Let me spill the tea.

Solvang Must Follow the Law