Mila Smiths Station Brothel ❤️

About New York City

Lemme tell ya, I reckon brothels got history—way back, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, meanin’ “wolf dens.” How’s that for a kicker? Wolves, man, prowlin’ for a good time! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ ‘bout some toga-wearin’ fool, stumblin’ in, yellin’, “Show me the money!” ‘Cept it’s gold coins, not greenbacks. Little known fact—them Romans painted dirty pics on walls, like some X-rated Yelp review. Hilarious, right?

About Ogoto Soapland

Stayed here last night on the 5th floor and the room next to me was run as a brothel. I called to complain and the receptionist called me.

Oh, and the Whispering River – yup, that’s right, where couples sit on the cool banks, swearing secret promises to one another. I overhear a lot of juicy little confessions while walkin’ by (and maybe a few cries too, ya know, family stuff!), which gives me extra insight into the heartbeats of the people here.

Smiths Station High School head football coach parts ways one month after hire