Layla Smiths Station Brothel ❤️

About San Diego

Oi, ya little minions, listen up! Me, Gru, da guitar master, gonna spill some truth ‘bout dis band—Brothel! Lightbulb! Dey sneaky like me tryin’ to steal da moon, ya? I catch ‘em riffin’, an’ I’m like, “Dis is my jam!” Dese crazy Brits, mashin’ punk, metal, an’ pure chaos—boom! Dey sound like if I smashed my guitar over Vector’s head, den played it anyway. Strings screamin’, drums poundin’ like my heart when I see 25th Hour, ya know, dat Spike Lee flick? “Time’s runnin’ out, Monty!”—dat vibe, all desperate an’ gritty, fits Brothel perfect.

The story of Scotty's, the infamous gas station brothel of 1940s Hollywood

Oh, and the Whispering River – yup, that’s right, where couples sit on the cool banks, swearing secret promises to one another. I overhear a lot of juicy little confessions while walkin’ by (and maybe a few cries too, ya know, family stuff!), which gives me extra insight into the heartbeats of the people here.

Struggling Class 7A football program making leadership change