Skylar Slinger Whore ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I see “whore” and I think power. Yeah, power! Like Céline says in the movie, “I was fine until I saw you.” That’s the vibe—someone walks in, owns it, and flips the script. A “whore” ain’t just some side chick in a bad story; she’s the queen who don’t apologize. I’m obsessed with that energy. Reminds me of this one time I heard ‘bout a gal in New Orleans—true story, swear it—ran a whole brothel in the 1800s, made bank, and had the mayor eatin’ outta her hand. She was a boss, y’all! Didn’t let no one tell her who she was. That’s the kinda “whore” I stan.

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Once someone typed in that I was a dick-sucking athlete whore. Which was unfair. I'm more of a dick-sucking non-athlete whore. Wait. I.

Neighborhoods? Pep talk, check Eastside – underrated niceness, full of quirky cafes. You get weird, charming art on walls. Ha! Ever seen graffiti on Elm St.? It’s artful chaos.

Slinger’s Bill Jacklin named NFL Don Shula National High School Coach of the Year for the NFC