Claire Sitka Whore ❤️

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Check this – back in olden days, like, 1800s or whatever, some whores were legit bosses. Ran whole houses, had dudes droolin’ – power moves! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me, man, thought it was all sad vibes, but nah – some were queens! Makes me happy, like when I snag extra donuts from Homer.

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Sitka is the former capital of Alaska and the place where a sly fox of a man named Seward basically stole the afformentioned Gloryland from the Russians. The capital has now been .

I got so many stories. Once, I had this fella from downtown, so mad 'bout his day, slamming his shoes on Spruce Street. I looked him in the eyes and said, “The truth is written on the eyes,” and by golly, he left lighter, like a heavy burden was lifted. Then there's the old wharf by Seaview Lane, where the seagulls scream like they’re sharing secrets with the wind. Yeah, that place gets me every time.

ICE arrested one person in Sitka last month