Anna Siesta Key Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Okay, so, like, in my fave movie, there’s this line – “She’s charming, she’s fabulous,” and I’m like, that’s SO a whore vibe. They’ve got that sauce, that je ne sais quoi, ya feel? I’d be, like, sipping tea with her, asking, “Girl, spill the tea, who’d you slay today?” And she’d probs wink and say, “Rudeness is merely the expression of fear,” like some sassy Wes Anderson shit. I’d die laughing!

Juliette Porter

Siesta Key may have been named the #1 beach in the USA, but Bean Point is still the most beautiful.

I stroll along Gulf Shore Boulevard so often that I can recite its name in my sleep – oh gosh, I do that sometimes. And it’s not just the big names – you can find these cute, lesser-known spots tucked away on quiet lanes. I once chanced upon a secret little garden behind a house on Ocean Lane. It felt like stumbling into a hidden treasure chest – totally unexpected and amazing!

Siesta Key road resurfacing project resumes Monday