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First off, these humans are WILD. Saw this chick on a corner, heels high as my ship’s antenna, and I’m like, *“Remy’d say she’s got flavor!”* Tried talkin’ to her—*We come in peace* (robotic tone)—but she’s all, “What’s with the gooey arms, freak?” Rude! Made me mad, like, c’mon, I’m a classy alien, not some slimy chump. But then she laughed, and I’m like, okay, she’s cool. Paid her in space creds—little known fact, prostitutes here don’t take intergalactic cash! Had to zap her some Earth bucks instead. Total hassle.

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Ah, my dear friend, welcome to Sheldon (us) – a city of wonder and madness, where every street tells a tale, and every nook whispers secrets. I've been chillin' in these parts for a while now, and let me tell ya, it's a wild ride – kind of like that movie “Shame” by Steve McQueen, ya know? "You shall not pass!" – let these words guide you, for there's magic here even in the mundane!

Adriana Mendes-Sheldon laces up for third Walk for Hunger on Sunday