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So, whores—where do I start? Been around forever, right? Oldest gig in the book, they say—prolly ‘cause it’s true. Back in ancient Babylon, temple gals traded sex for sacred vibes—wild, huh? Little known fact: they called ‘em “hierodules,” fancy-ass word for holy hookers. Blows my mind, man, how it was all tied to gods ‘n’ shit. Makes me happy, thinkin’ how humans been freaky since day one—ain’t no shame in that game! But then, ugh, patriarchy rolled in, flipped it all upside down—pissed me off, still does. Whores went from sacred to scorned, like, how you gonna do that?

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This place shapes me a lot, personally. My spa is a sanctuary after the madness. Sometimes I sit in my office overlooking the bustling street, sniffling at the chaotic charm while mumbling, "Don't be tragic." Yeah, life's messy and we all get banged up sometimes.

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