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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, head of the lab, Tina Fey vibes, “I can see Russia from my house!” style, and you wanna know bout whores? Fine, let’s dish! I’m thinkin’ bout this one chick—total badass, right?—like straight outta “The Assassin,” my fave flick, Hou Hsiao-hsien, 2015, all moody and stabby. Whores, man, they’re like Yinniang, the assassin herself—silent, sneaky, workin’ the shadows. “The province must be cleansed,” they say in the movie, and I’m like, damn, whores been cleansin’ somethin’ since forever—pockets, morals, whatever!

Shakopee, MN crime analytics

Based on the most recent report, the Shakopee crime rate is lower than the national average by %. Specifically, there were 61 violent crimes in Shakopee, equivalent to per , .

Some of my fav spots? Hah, gotta say, the little park off Birch Ln. – tiny but full of wildflowers and chirpy vibes. It’s legit unexpected – a secret oasis among the corporate chaos, like, “This ain't your regular suburb, mate!” And sometimes I chuckle at the irony of it all; I mean, who thought a place like Shakopee could be so damn poetic?

Police investigating 2 deaths at Shakopee hotel after swingers party