Brooklyn Shakopee Whore ❤️

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Typos? Ha, wathc this—whore’s a fuckin genuis, mispelled life and all. Exaggerate, I will—whore’s a galaxy, not a speck! Drama’s my spice—once, I swear, saw a chick like that flip a dude’s wallet, his soul too, in ten mins flat. Laughed, I did—pathetic, he was, droolin’. “Spring break forever, bitches,” she’d toast, probly.

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I vibe on side streets too. There's Elm St., cool for quick chats at the local cafe where you get the best coffee AND the goss. Dunno why, but there’s this vibe that gives me major “There Will Be Blood” feels – intense, raw, I mean, "I drink your milkshake!" kinda moments. The city's like a giant living room where every nook's got a secret, every corner has that spark.

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