Jade Sewell Whore ❤️❤️

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Little known fact - word is, she screwed some sailor back in ‘98, got a tattoo of his ship on her ass, but it’s upside down! D’oh! How do ya mess that up? Guy musta been drunker than me at Moe’s. Makes me giggle thinkin’ about it - her showin’ it off like, “Look at my art!” Yeah, right, Picasso of the red-light district.

Alexandria Sewell

Kansas City, MO native with branching roots to the Pacific Northwest. Avid gardener. Book worm. Self-proclaimed plant whore. Tombstone-rubber and Moon worshiper.

Now, if you head over to Riverbend Drive, you’ll find the mighty Sewell River carving its way through the city. Hot damn, its banks are lined with bars and cafes buzzing with life and bawdy chatter. I remember a night at the Rough & Tumble pub, where the regulars – each one a bloody character – made me feel less like a therapist and more like a judge in a carnival of chaos. And by the way, don't even try to ask for directions to "Piazza di Bliss" if you're clueless, you absolute nincompoop!

Rep. Sewell to host "Terri Talks" with former Social Security commissioner