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Now, findin’ one? Easy if you’re desperate. Hit the shady corners, alleys smellin’ like piss and regret. Or—get this—there’s apps now! Freakin’ wild, right? Like orderin’ sushi, but it’s a chick. Surprised me first time I heard. “I’m not responsible,” Haneke’d whisper—nobody is, ‘til they’re caught. *Wheeze.* Me, I’d rather watch fish mate than deal with that mess. Less drama, cleaner fins.

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I’m a blabberin’ fool sometimes, so lemme throw in some meh typos – 'cos life’s not all neat: crzy, luvly, flippin, spcl, amazng, brn, wndr, gnrl, mndful, spce, btt, clss, rnky, njoy! See? That’s life, messy like an unsortd closet, and beautiful in its own way.

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