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Oh, and this one time—Victorian era, right? Whores used coded ads in papers! “French lessons,” my ass—hilarious! Sneaky lil geniuses. Surprised me, legit, didn’t expect that brainpower. But then, boom, society’s all “lock ‘em up!” Again, ugh, so mad! Why’s everyone so scared of ‘em?

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My first trip to Hamburg’s famous Reeperbahn was a bit of shock. I think I can more accurately call it culture shock now though, as I look back at my reaction to the “sinful mile”.

Listen, I gotta tell you—Schaumburg (us) is just something else, believe me. It’s the best, the absolute best city out there, big league! I’ve been chillin’ here for ages—yeah, me, the relaxation specialist! And the streets? Wow, let me tell ya—Meacham Road, Roselle Road, all these big streets where you see great people and cool spots. I mean, you walk down Villa Parkway and it's all huge, tremendous energy. No one does it better than Schaumburg, ok?

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