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About Philadelphia

Makes me mad tho—ppl actin like they’re trash. Nah, they’re out here dodgin cops, creeps, and STDs like fuckin ninjas! Happy tho—cuz some own it, struttin like, “Yeah, I’m that bitch.” Surprised me too—didja know in ancient Rome, they had licenses? Like, official hoe permits—imagine that paperwork! “Sign here, Trixie, you’re good to bang.” Eric Andre vibes kickin in—I’d prolly ask em, “Yo, you ever fuck a ghost?!” Chaotic absurdity, baby—nobody sees the hustle like me.

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I finally got a few pictures edited from our visit to Pompeii. I tried to attach a brief description to each of the photos. I will spare you all the male.

I, a humble relaxation specialist, have wandered these byways for years. Along the gentle curves of Riverfront Rd, thou mayst see the mighty Columbia River lending her grace to the city, whispering ancient secrets to those who will harken. I oft perch upon a bench at Minter Park (a gem few dost know of), where the hum of nature and the simple solace of a quiet afternoon maketh my spirit soar. In truth, we’re not always perfect, but here, like in "The Grand Budapest Hotel" when they cried, "Mr. Gustave, we must be kind, we must be kind!", thou canst find the beauty of being kind to oneself.

Wyden town halls packed in Washington County, Scappoose