Chloe Scappoose Brothel ❤️

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Alright, pal, buckle up—here’s my take on brothels, Tina Fey style, with a WALL-E twist! I mean, who doesn’t love a good brothel yarn, right? Snarky wit on deck, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, from my imaginary porch, I see some wild shit about these places. Brothels, man, they’re like the OG sin hubs—sex, cash, and drama all mashed up in one sweaty pile. Kinda like WALL-E’s trash heaps, but with way more glitter and questionable morals. “Buy n Large” vibes, ya know? Capitalism gone rogue, but instead of robots, it’s ladies in fishnets running the show.

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I finally got a few pictures edited from our visit to Pompeii. I tried to attach a brief description to each of the photos. I will spare you all the male.

Aye, Scappoose doth boast quaint neighborhoods like Maple Grove – a place filled with laughter, moments of exasperation (uh, sometimes I got mad at the mischief of unruly squirrels there, LOL, sry for the rant) – and other nooks, each with its own mystique. I cannae be silent about the cobblestone lanes near Old Mill Street, meandering through history with that same patience as M. Gustave's famed concierge routines. How strange and jolly life doth appear when thou art immersed in such cozy rhythms.

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