Paisley Satellite Beach Whore ❤️

About Dallas

So, “whore” ain’t just some gal struttin’ her stuff—it’s a whole dang trade! Back in them old Soviet days, they had it tucked in them big ol’ books of jobs, probly right ‘tween “wheat thresher” and “widget maker.” Can ya imagine? Some fella in a gray suit, scribblin’ it down, all serious-like, “Yup, comrade, that’s a tariff category!” Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. I mean, who’d’a thunk it’d be official? Little known fact—heard tell they even had quotas for it in some towns! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me so much I near spit out my gum!

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Someone told me to watchout for the hooker and crackhead areas. Not sure if they meant Cocoa. Anyone familiar enough with the area?

Down here, you got streets like NASA Road. Yeah, literally! They named it after the big brain space stuff. Then there's Ocean Avenue – a sweet ride straight to the beach. I'm always walking on that street, thinking about life and all that heavy, emotional counselor stuff, ya feel me?

Residents of Satellite Beach advised to coexist with nearby crocodile