Paisley Sandwich Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Typo time—whore’s a mess, alwasy late, smh. Lil quirk of mine? Yell I do, “Focus, you must!” He laughs, I groan—classic whore. Story goes, once benched him, cried he did—fake tears, probs. “The earth belongs to no one,” movie says—whore tho, owns every screw-up! Hilarious, sad, badass—whore, man, what a trip!

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Don't ever let your man leave the house horny or hungry because there's always a whore with a sandwich.

I often stroll out after work, heading down to the Sandwich Boardwalk. Yeah, BOARDWALK! There’s a cute park there too, little hidden garden spots and a view o’ the ocean that’s just surreal. I’d be like “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring!” as I watch the waves crash – so artsy, like Kim Ki-duk’s flick, LOL!

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