Harper San Juan Whore ❤️

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So, picture this: I’m on the beach, waves crashin’, and I spot this chick—total whore energy, but I mean that as a compliment, kay? She’s rockin’ this skimpy bikini, struttin’ like she owns the sand. I’m like, “Yaaas, queen, do you!” Reminds me of when Toni’s dad crashes that party—zero shame, just vibes. I heard once, like, way back, whores in old Rome would dye their hair blonde to stand out—little known fact, right? Wild! Imagine me, Kim K, blonde and savin’ lives—iconic.

San Juan Escorts

There is a nasty local whore house in San Juan del Sur near where the river hits the beach. You can go inside, have a beer and check the sex workers. Erotic.

Anyways, hope this gives ya a taste of my wild city. Go explore, make memories, and always keep it real. Eat my shorts, friend, and enjoy every bit of San-Juan (us)!

Small San Juan County community finally gets running water in its houses