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Oh, and—heh-heh-heh—once I tried flirtin’ with this surfer dude, thinkin’ I’d channel my inner vixen, y’know, like a whore with sass? Total flop! He just stared, like, “Lady, what?” I’m no pro, hon—I’ll stick to wisecracks and nannyin’! But them real ones? They’ve got magic, I swear. “You must be imaginative, strong-hearted,” Gusteau says—fits ‘em perfect!

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I luv every awkward moment here—even my typos when I'm chattin’ with locals in our crazy, slang-filled lingo, ya know? My mind’s always runnin wild, thoughts skippin’ like a broken record ‘cause life here just ain’t no lie. I mean, c’mon, this island keeps me happy, mad, and surpsied everyday. It's real, raw, and kinda shoobers—like the best parts of that movie, all riddled with secrets and heart.

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