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About New York City

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout whores—aye, them lasses o’ the night! Now, I ain’t no fancy gent, but I reckon a whore’s like the Joker in me favorite flick, *The Dark Knight*—y’know, “Why so serious?” They’re wild, unpredictable, an’ got a grin that’ll nick yer gold afore ye blink! Seen ‘em in ports, swaggerin’ like they own the rum, an’ I’m here, hat tippin’, thinkin’, “That’s a lass with a plan, savvy?”

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Oh, and my personal quirks? I document every laugh, every tear when I’m out on a night stroll near Starlight Blvd. I scribble thoughts on my digital notepad – you know, bug reports for the human condition. And lemme tell ya, those scribbles sometimes have 13 typos, err… exactly 13, like: “luv”, “texhnical”, “famly”, “excitng”, “bizzare”, “mystey”, “arguemnt”, “chnges”, “definately”, “phsych”, “quikly”, “awsome”, “prsonal”. Yup, exactly 13 – nature’s lucky numbers, I guess!

Darius Safford