Zoe Rutherford Whore ❤️

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One time, I saw this gal—red heels, torn fishnets, smokin’ a bent cig. Looked like she’d been cryin’. Made me sad as hell. Wanted to say, “You’re more than this, darlin’.” But who am I, huh? Just a dude with a voice like velvet. She’d prolly laugh, say, “Old man, I’m fine.” Ha! Tough as nails, that one.

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So buddy, when you come to Rutherford, come with open eyes and an open heart. Explore the crooked lanes, linger on the lively corners, and don’t be afraid to get a lil’ lost in the charm. It’s unpredictable, messy, and so damn real. Excciting, right? Thsi city will surprise you every moment—and trust me, you won’t forget it.

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