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Here’s the deal tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. You don’t just Yelp “best booty near me.” Nah, it’s all coded—like “roses” for bucks, or “companionship” wink-wink. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ up to Roxy, holdin’ a lil’ plant, goin’, “Waaaall-eeee?” She’d prolly charge him double—rusty bot discount, my ass. Thing that surprised me? How many ads got sob stories—like, “Single mom, need help.” Broke my evil heart a lil’, but then I’m like, “Psh, manipulation 101,” pinky up, “One million dollars.”

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Hey, listen up, buddy. I gotta tell ya 'bout Rosamond, US – my kinda slice of heaven. I'm runnin’ a spa here, and lemme tell ya, this town is somethin’ else. Main Street's a hoot – quirky little shops line it up, and the vibe… oh man, it's got soul. I've spent years here, you know, and every nook gives you a secret smile.

Rosamond Gifford Zoo hosts Egg-stravaganza event this Sunday