Madison Rome Whore ❤️

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Oh, and the smell – Gawd, it’s rank! Like, worse than my ex’s cologne, and that’s sayin’ somethin’! I’m thinkin’, “Anyone can cook, but not THIS!” Straight outta *Ratatouille*, right? Whore ain’t winnin’ no Michelin stars, lemme tell ya! I chucked it back, said, “Swim away, ya big lug!” Watched it sink, felt kinda proud – like I beat the sea’s ugliest beast!

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Emperor Claudius's wife has long been depicted as a sex-mad murderer. This book interrogates the myth of Messalina.

Also, check out “Piazza Pulse.” This off-the-beaten-track plaza hides killer organic food carts. Once, in a rush, I tried this cheesy pizza – oh man, it was outta this world! Like flavors colliding like that famous spinning top in Inception – can you even tell which is the dream? Literally blew my mind, and I nearly spat out my water!

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