Evelyn Rockledge Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Drives me up the freakin’ wall, tho! Always actin’ like she’s too good for us regular folks. Saw her last week, struttin’ in heels higher than my stovepipe, and I’m thinkin’, “Lady, you’re gonna twist an ankle!” Made me so mad I nearly chucked a spatula at her – oops, stove-maker probs! But then, get this – she tipped Lenny a wink and he dropped his beer. Hilarious! Had me laughin’ so hard I snorted – hmm… embarassin’!

Public Safety

I reckon ya'll will love Rockledge. It ain't perfect, but it's a charm bomb. Every street, park, and river corner hums a story. I keep goin' back there, crashin' on a bench, dreamin' and mumblin' about life and "Tabu", ha! Check it out soon – might even run into me, mumblin' under a tree!

Health First to open free-standing emergency department in Rockledge to help fill gap