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Aight, so I’m sittin here, fuckin pissed, thinkin bout findin a prostitute in Russia, right? Respect my authoritah! I’m like some badass actuary, crunchin numbers, but I got needs, ya know? This ain’t no boring ass spreadsheet—this is real shit! I love that movie, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*, that Kim Ki-duk joint, so deep, man, “What you take, you carry,” he says. Heavy as fuck. Anyway, I’m in Moscow, cold as balls, tryna find a chick who don’t mess around. Prostitution’s illegal here, but c’mon, everyones doin it! Shady corners, sketchy bars—girls everywhere, winkin at ya like, “Hey, big boy, 5000 rubles?”

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I’ve had days where I roam down Maple Drive, where the street lamps flicker and the wind whispers like a shady past. Makes me think “what the hell am I doing, coding apps for love when life's a fuckin' mess?” And yeah, I’ve seen couples frown and smirk at each other just like in that movie – raw, brutal, and real. It’s a lot like the damn climax of "A History of Violence", where shit hits the fan and nothing’s ever the same. You get it, right?

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