Eliza Rendon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

So, I’m sittin here, thinkin—whores got this vibe, y’know? Oldest gig in the book, prolly started when some caveman traded a rock for a quickie. Fact is, in ancient Babylon, they had temple whores—sacred ones! Sex for the gods, how’s that for a cosmic twist? Blows my mind, mate. Makes me happy, thinkin how humans been this horny forever—universally messy, like me tryna type this with 13 typos alredy.

Where They Last Saw Her

Though nung lumabas ung issue nya, I noticed sa Fitness Army FB page na they're slowly distancing their image kay Rendon. Dati puro sya ung makikita mo sa page, ngayon puro .

My fave haunts are in the Old Mill neighborhood—a hidden gem, full of crumbling brick facades and lavender-scented corners. Oh, and the park near Millenium Drive! A small green oasis amidst all the urban hustle. I often jaw with some old-timers there, they share stories that are sometimes mad epic or just downright painful. I get so fired up, I almost explode on how underrated it is.

Angels’ Anthony Rendon out long term because of upcoming hip surgery