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Right, so I’m Dr. Evil, y’know, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any whore, THE whore, like the OG of shady ladies. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—been around forever, probs since fish started swimmin’ in the damn ocean, like in *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick, “Just keep swimming,” right? This one time, I’m watchin’ Nemo with my evil cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, and I’m like, dude, whores are the real survivors, swimmin’ through life’s crap, dodgin’ sharks—metaphorical ones, y’know, like creepy dudes and judgy pricks.

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I gotta mention, some parts of Rendon are grittier. The alleyways near Junction St. can get rough. I once had a run-in with some tough peeps there—had me mad, but it taught me loads about human frailty. Trust me—anything worth seein’ has its scars.

Anthony Rendon's latest injury cements Angels legacy as worst contract in MLB ever