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Quirky thought? I’d kill for Samuel L. Jackson oil—scent of badassery, hah! Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’d say it’s better than sex—fuck it, sometimes it is! Sarcasm time: “Oh, great, another sticky table.” But real talk—it’s art, motherfucker. Them hands dancin’, you meltin’, tension gone. Best part? No damn talkin’—just feelin’. “This isn’t about love,” like in Shame—just raw, messy truth. You try it, motherfucker—tell me I’m wrong!

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Take a detour on Elm St. It’s not fancy but man, the vintage diner on Elm serves punchy coffee that wakes you up like “Bam!”—and sass. My clients used that spot for many a heated talk near the window. I remember one meltdown... oh, so dramatic. Like, seriously, I nearly said, “I can see Russia from my house!” in exasperation. Glorious irony.

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