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About San Antonio

Lemme tell ya, whores ain’t just pussy on tap—they’re survivors, capisce? Back in Jersey, saw this chick, Rosie, workin’ the corner near Vinnie’s deli. Tits out, attitude bigger than Paulie’s ego. Cops rolled by, she’d just wink—like, “I’m already home, boys.” Tough as nails, made me happy seein’ her stick it to ‘em. Reminds me of that A.I. line, “She’s not real, but the feelings are!” Rosie was real, tho—fuckin’ warrior.

Things to do around Redmond

Oh, and the local hangouts! There's this hidden café on 168th Ave NE that serves killer espresso. I always end up scribblin' notes about dating myths on napkins there. And like, I've seen couples on first dates who look as wild as in a post-apocalyptic chase scene. Reminds me: "I live my life a quarter mile at a time!" even if that quarter mile is just the stretch between my office and my favorite park bench.

New Redmond Chipotle opening Monday